Seven Rules That Will Save You The Pain Of Heart Breaks From Ladies

Rule 1

Giving all your love, care, time, even money doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u what makes women stick to guys through all season, both good and bad - because... they... wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... want to!!! Yes. They stick to guys because they love the guys and choose to stay with them. U must have seen or heard of guys who beat up their girls but still, the girls cling to them (now I'm not asking you to abuse your girls). Giving your gals your all may be good, but is not a reason for them to stick to u, in fact giving them all in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I will explain that subsequently. So don't think she's still with u cos of all the love and money your showering on her, when its time to leave you, nothing will stop her.

Rule 2:

Never make her too comfortable: you love her with your life. She loves you even more. Bla bla. U devote all your time on being to her, everything is magical, she knows your hers for life, then a point is inevitably reached when... you suddenly start looking like a Bottom to her. I know your thinking, that's not right! The more comfortable you make a person, the more the person should give more. Yes! that is in sync with logic, but women ain't logical! Once in a while, don't get jealous, don't care, don't spend, hold back yourself. Let her run after you. Get a life aside her! I can't tell you how important this is.

Rule 3:

Family takes precedence over her: it cannot be overemphasized how important it is for you to know the people who will be with u forever and those who will come and go. Never take sides wit your girl against your mama or sister. Its against the bro code of conduct. Never inconvenience your family to accommodate "one man's daughter". It will make her respect you. Once u forge your girl into a wife, good for u! She's now your family and should not be inconvenienced for another random "non-family". Until u ring her finger, she's fair game, meaning she can dump your sorry Bottom for another. So don't be silly enough  to enjoy temporary things and miss out eternity.

Rule 4:

She's not worth any emotional/financial stress: don't struggle to give what u dnt have! Asume she requests for 10k, if u don't have it tell her "i don't have it", if u have it but ain't feeling charitable, tell her "i wont give, go work for your money", if u have n feel like sharing fine! Give her! Relationships are to be enjoyed not tolerated! Dating is not an emancipation from poverty! Neva you have sleepless nights for her sake. Neva you borrow to satisfy her every whim! This may sound harsh, but not until your married to her, u have no business dealing with her using your heart, use your head!! Most men make this moronic mistake of getting worked up over a woman! God! Women r d emotional ones, let them cry over d relationship, its not your job nigga! Don't kill yourself for a gal, she would attend your funeral with a new boyfriend. A word for d wise is sufficient

Rule 5:

Always get even: women always think they r smarter than men. Here's why - they grow up to have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo size hot air balloons, n guys r wired to be attracted to what they see, hence they can manipulate guys, hence they r smarter! Guys who have more money than sense tend to give more n get little in a relationship. Y should u buy her a box of chocolate on her birthday n expect hand band on yours?? Get even! For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist watch, for every tie, get her a scarf, for every boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers r even more expensive than pants, hehehe). This sounds like a game bt in truth, dating a 21st century naija babe is a game, i am not asking u to win, just get even. Keep on reading, i am not through.

Rule 6:

Love yourself first n more: like i said earlier, ladies think they r smarter n wud love to exploit u in d name of relationships. Hence word like *mugu*, n phrase like *maga don pay* were coined. If u love yourself first n more than her, u wont get her wot u have never tasted. U wont give her a treat u have never had. There is something called self love n self respect n every guy should have them! Moreover, until u truly love yourself, u will find it hard to love others without being a wuss... love your gal but understand that your a human being too n deserve d good tins of life. Take care of yourself too. Love your life, u have just one left. And d final rule....

Rule 7:

Understand who you are as a man: being a man is one of d biggest burdens a human could have. There r privileges of being a man, but responsibilities too. Understand that u have to be on top of everything, your game, (i didn't say your gal o, i said your game, hohohohoho). Understand that dis gal would be d first to throw rocks at u if u become a failure in life tomorrow. Set your priorities right, make enough money to take care of your family, both batch A n batch B. Imagine good things u can afford with $10million - a good house, good car, love, etc. Strive to be d kind of man u would be happy to have your sister marry

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