This post is all about some of the little quirks that make us so so so undateable, asides from being emotionally unavailable(real or imagined).
So as I was saying,
These reasons apply to both male and female.
1. YOU want to be the Omniscient one.
Stop wanting to know so much so soon. You always want to question and know everything at every time, keeping tabs on every minute, past, present and future…it is tiring and irritating, give some personal space and stop stifling your partner, seriously, chill and very soon, everything will unfold for you, no one can pretend forever, until then, take it slow.
2. Oh she’s my bestie…He’s my bestie, I tell him/her everything
I don’t care if She saved your life from a 7- headed- fiery -Hybrid of Anaconda/Hydra. It’s really hard that your ‘bestie’ is of the opposite sex, Hell no! I find it really really hard that the ‘bestie’ is just a ‘bestie’ …No, it’s not trust issues…I just have a mental picture of you getting comforted by your bestie.
3. It’s a big family kumba yaya thingy :
So I’m dating you, but wait, it seems like it’s a family affair, Why are we legion in our relationship? why does everyone have to know about our spats whenever we have them, including the make up sex part too. Hell No..keep the info to the family and friends tight or nil.
I love the fact you’re close to your family and friends . I love that you and your parents are friends… BUT you are a grown ass woman / Man. You should make the decisions for you not them
4. you are the life of the party (or so you think)
So the clubs will shut down and all business will pause if you miss it right? . You work hard so you should play hard—I get that—but why the hell are you partying all the time? Stay home some damn time. Let the bartenders miss you. When club promoters and doormen/security know you by name and you don’t own the club that’s a sign that you need to sit down somewhere—and not at the bar.
5. Oh look a Retweet…an Update…What did he say to her?
I see you hyperventilate whenever a hot guy/girl mentions your ‘boo’ on Twitter or do something on I.G , Facebook etc.
Chill out. What someone puts on your partner’s page can’t be controlled, but how you react can be. . While you’re at it, stop checking every little activity of your partner’s three times a day. Actually, if you got that much time on your hands then something’s wrong…really wrong..Instead of stalking, talk to your partner, about the Lovey-Dovey RTs they are getting and their response to them.
6. I like bad bitches that’s my fucking problem.
You’re looking for a Sensible Thug with a Master’s degree or a Pure hearted stripper with a PHD, be realistic and stop wanting the type of people that do not exist, Television and Historical romance has replaced common sense in your brain. Don’t short change yourself by letting the nice ones go, while you go after the idealistic crazies.
7. The let’s just break – up (every two weeks)
So your ex punched you in your left eye every Tuesday for two years, so she slapped you around sometimes ..and you stayed…but you’re ready to break up every single time things don’t go your way in our relationship. wake up and smell the coffee , you need to move on and grow up…stop taking your frustrations out on the wrong person.
8. What? you can’t pay your own way?
Okay Ladies, this one is for you, Yes, He is a gentleman with a kind and generous heart, he believes in treating women right, and has never treated you otherwise. Now, that being said, could you at least offer to pay a few times? If not all, at least your part. Chances are that he won’t even let you pay, but would appreciate the thought, don’t be so stingy
10. It’s a pissing contest…
Every argument does not need to explode into Wrestlemania. Men tune out when women yell at them because they can’t afford to whoop that arse, like they would to a dude. Talking to your partner like an adult instead of a child will go far. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.
Well one more before I go, just for good measure.
11. you put the D in Desperate.
No need for long story, desperation is a huge turn off, chances are, they will still leave you. Desperate people do desperate things and lose themselves in the process.
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Makes so much sense!
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