You’re Not Going To Marry Rich, Stupid

Time and time again you hear it from the mouths of countless females across the globe. It’s the simple concept of women everywhere thinking that all their problems are going to go away and they’ll just coast through life on expensive planes and cars after they marry a man with a lot of money. Not only is this an incredibly unrealistic plan for any lady but what many women don’t understand is that there is no way there are enough rich guys for every girl that wants to marry one. The supply just doesn’t match the demand.

If you haven’t noticed there is only a handful of men out there that are actually rich enough to give these women the lavish luxuries they have in mind and dream of. Think of a small piece of bread touching the ground and a 100 pigeons fighting for it. That’s the relationship between the world’s truly rich men and the amount of women that want to marry them. Women being the pigeons of course. The situation in Nigeria now has made women go into desperation mode, meaning the heels are getting longer to impress all the men out there so that their bills can get covered. It is no secret that women are attracted to money more now than any time in recent memory, and this is usually for two reasons. One is that they don’t want to work or amount to anything on their own so they want to take the easy way out by marrying rich. The second reason is, as we said before, that they some how believe that they won’t have to worry about anything ever again if their husband has money. Boy are they wrong. The first thing you must understand about marrying rich guys is that they have a very fine taste. They are perfectionists and they don’t settle for anything less than a 12 on a scale of 10. That being said, it is safe to say 90% of women who say they are going to marry rich aren’t even worthy of doing because they just are not hot enough. You can put make up on a pig but at the end of the day, it’s still a pig. Rich men want women that are smart and can actually hold a conversation, not an immature materialistic idiot that only talks about which celebrity their best friend managed to fuck last weekend. Instead of depending on men to be the savior to all your problems, why don’t you girls actually try to do something with your life and work hard towards what you want?

would continue this rant later....