WEIRD NOTE- HOW TO SACK A STUBBORN BOYFRIEND

Evelyn,
I have found what I think will make Henry hands-off you for real. However, I must admit this solution didn’t come easy. Like you know, this solution is a product of two weeks of intensive research and deep thinking, the type popularly referred to as thinking out of the box.
I can assure you that if this solution is applied according to prescription, your boyfriend will take to his heels.

Two more things before I finally let you into this wonderful solution.
1. Be sure you truly want Henry to leave for real because he will.
2. Be sure you can stomach the kind of story he would peddle about you afterwards.
So Evelyn, if you truly want  to leave Henry  or rather if you truly want Henry to leave you without a fight or quarrel, here is the solution. It is a one-stop solution. The solution is called My Peeing Solution to a stubborn boyfriend.
Since he’s your live-in-lover, you can easily execute this plan the way you want it.
The solution is simple.
Day 1: Wet the bed like little children. Make sure the quantity is large enough to cause a major concern that night. Apologize profusely to make it look believable
Day 2: Repeat the act of day one. Apologize again
Day 3:  Leave the bedroom for him; sleep on the couch in the sitting room. Wet the couch. You do not need to tell him. The pungent odour will speak for itself later in the day.
Day 4: Wet your clothes. The urine smelling clothes should dumped where he keeps his dirty clothes
Day 5: While in the sitting room with him watching a TV together, urinate on the couch. Stand up to reveal the mess. Express your concern about the new embarrassment and how much you need a medical attention.
I can assure you that on the sixth day, he would have found a wonderful excuse to run away from your house.
However, if after doing these he refuses to go, then you need to reconsider and take your  boyfriend more seriously.
Peace